We know, trying to declare your love for someone can be quite tasking and difficult at times. Still, we are not interested in providing you with pick-up lines that would perform the miracle you hope for. We compiled these funny pick-up lines completely for the sake of amusement. These lines would certainly get a smile from the recipient and maybe a date as well.
These top funny pickup lines would come in handy when you’re in the midst of people like you. When you’re out at a social gathering with fun-loving people, try these. Maybe, you’re playing a game or just want to put smiles on the faces of people, you could steal a pick or two from this top 100 funny pickup lines of all time.
Here’s an Interesting List of Top Funny Pick Up Lines
1. Do you know what I’m made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material!
2. I thought happiness begins with “H”, why does it start with “U”?
3. You must be Grace because you are amazing!
4. You smell like trash, can I take you out?
5. My love for you is like diarrhea, it’s not possible to hold it in.
6. You are cold, use me as your blanket.
7. Are you my charger? I would die without you.
8. Something is wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.
9. Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren’t married to me.
10. Your legs are tired, right? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
11. Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
12. You must be a magician- I look at you, everyone else disappears.
13. Do you have a pencil? I want to erase your past and write our future.
14. Hello angel, how was heaven when you left it?
15. God was showing off when he made you.
16. Help me with a map, I’m getting lost in your eyes!
17. You must help me with an inhaler! You just took my breath away.
18. Please, I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?
19. Let me follow you home, my parents have always asked me to follow my dreams.
20. Please hold my hand so that I can tell everyone I’ve been touched by an angel.
21. I need your heart, mine has just been stolen.
22. I must change one thing about you – your surname.
23. Ma’am, can I rearrange the alphabet and put “U” and “I” together?
24. You must be religious as you are the answer to my prayers.
25. Apart from being cute and sexy, what do you do for a living?
26. I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
27. Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see.
28. Hi, can I borrow a kiss? I promise to pay it back.
29. Your lips are lonely, can they meet mine?
30. Hi, is your name Google? You have all I have been searching for.
31. You are a dictionary, you are adding meaning to my life.
32. Hey, should I pass by again or do you believe in love at first sight?
33. Hi, you are pretty, I’m cute. We’d be Pretty Cute together.
34. Hi dear, I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
35. Hello, don’t I know you? You look exactly like my next girlfriend.
36. I will still fall for you big time even without gravity on earth.
37. Take me to the hospital, I broke my ankle falling for you.
38. If beauty is a crime, you’d be spending eternity in jail.
39. We have to commit the perfect crime, steal my heart and I’ll steal yours.
40. Is your heart a prison? I’d love to be sentenced to life.
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41. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
42. You’re definitely from hell because it’s a sin to look this attractive!
43. If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
44. Have you heard of the new disease called beautiful, I think you are infected.
45. Hi, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
46. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass destruction.
47. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
48. Hi, is here hot, or is it just you?
49. Hey, I’m looking for treasure, can I look at your chest?
50. Can you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?
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51. Hi, I’ve been wondering if your lips taste as good as they look.
52. Thank heaven I’m wearing gloves, you are too hot to handle.
53. Why are you this hot? You are the cause of global warming.
54. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
55. Your dad must be a drug dealer because you are so dope!
56. I would say ‘God bless you’, but it looks like he already did.
57. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
58. Please tie your shoes, you must not fall for anyone else.
59. I know you are a broom, you just swept me off my feet;
60. Help, I’m choking! I need mouth-to-mouth, quick!
61. My doctor’s report says I’m lacking vitamin U.
62. I’m sick and my medicine is to talk to you.
63. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
64. Please leave the bar, you are melting all the ice.
65. Did you just come out of the oven? You’re super hot.
66. Is your name Summer? You are hotter than hell!
67. Hi, is it just me, or are we destined to be life partners?
68. You are a camera, right? Whenever I look at you, I smile.
69. If you are a lost angel, heaven is far away from here.
70. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
71. Since you are here, who’s running heaven?
72. Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
73. Are you a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you.
74. Your left eye must be hurting, you have been looking right all day.
75. My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must be the queen of hearts.
76. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl around?
77. Holy crap! someone spilled gorgeous all over you.
78. You must have swallowed magnets because you are very attractive.
79. How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
80. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
81. I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
82. I’m gay but you can turn me straight.
83. My people think I’m gay, can you help me prove them wrong?
84. You’re Wi-Fi, huh? I’m feeling the connection.
85. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
86. Kiss me if I’m wrong, the earth is bigger than the universe, right?
87. Your hand is heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
88. Hello, I wish my pillow was as huggable as you.
89. You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
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90. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
91. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
92. I’m not an organ donor, but I would be happy to give you my heart.
93. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
94. Life without you is like a broken pencil – pointless.
95. There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.
96. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
97. Hey precious, you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
98. Something is wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
99. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
100. Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out. Just smile for yes or do a backflip for No.
How many of these are you willing to try? Would you come to give us feedback about how it went? Well, we wish you luck with these funny pick up lines. Remember, even if you don’t get the girl or guy to go on a date with you, at least you made him/her smile.
